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Things you could do while killing time before it kills you:

1. Cuddle your cat. Cats have feelings, too.
2. Clean dryer lint filter. This may be why you have soggy towels.
3. Wax your automobile, if you have one.
4. Clean your computer screen. Jeeze, its dirty, I can barely see you.
5. Grease your lunchbox hinges. Squeaky hinges ruin appetites.
6. Clean your air conditioner filter, if you have one. Allergies go bye-bye.
7. Or, if you really have to, you could GO BACK TO THE HOME PAGE.